Bill O'Reilly Gets Stamp of Approval From Trump

Did you ever think that the man that once said "Grab em by the pussy" (Donald Trump said it not me) would be our President? Bet you didn't, but welcome to 2017, a world that doesn't seem to make any sense and people can't seem to hold a lead anymore (sorry Hillary, didn't mean to kick you when you are down). But much like the Democratic National Convention, we have since been blown away yet again at the hands of the Republican's. This time, by yet another nutty Trump quote, but that comes a little later.

Upon further inspection of this thing we call the internet, I traveled to CNN to look at some of the top articles of the day. And although them and Fox have a long standing bias as representatives for their respected political parties, I thought I would just be getting your run of the mill Trump bashing by the Ass' that got their teeth kicked in by Big Red (yet another political stab but also serves as Trumps hair color and pigmentation to some degree). Shortly into my investigation (twitter and article titles) I came across a tweet that read, "Bill Cosby of the Corporate World", that's what Khary Penebaker had to say about Bill O'Reilly when news broke of his settlement against 5 victims of sexual harassment came out. Literally, as soon as I read that quote, I blurted YEEEEESH. Being called a man that has done horrific and disgusting acts, in significant numbers, towards women, cannot feel good, but deservedly so. My (no longer) man Cosby was shooting date rape pills into drinks like he was Curry on a good night. He was averaging triple doubles at the club like he was (MVP) Westbrook. Bloggers say the darnedest things, don't they Mr. Cosby. But being related to Bill Cosby shockingly enough, wasn't the worst thing to happen to not-so-ladies-man O'Reilly.

What may be worse, is that your "grab em by the pussy" (He said it not me) President is defending a man who just settled out of court for sexual harrassment. With the quote, "I don't think he did anything wrong". An ode to the R. Kelly and Aziz Ansari skit, when R. Kelly was asked if he was attracted to younger women and he responds with "define young". This is just a quote that makes you scratch your head a little bit, and just wonder, why? He didn't do anything wrong Donald, really? It's almost as if he likes being dumb. The sad thing is, that if half the Democratic Night's Watch of Twitter, that try and bash Trump went to the voting polls, instead of refreshing their timeline, we might be having this debate but with womanizer Big Balls Bill Clinton. Oh and don't give me the popular vote bull. The Electoral College has been in place for our entire history, you want to be mad at people? Go to the swing states, you have my full support.

I digress again. Bill O'Reilly is being defended by a man that has literally been caught on camera being crude and disgusting towards women. That's like O.J. defending Aaron Hernandez in court, "I don't think he did anything wrong...the glove doesn't even fit" - Mr. Simpson probably. If Bill O'Reilly is smart, I think he comes out and renounces Trump's support of him. I literally didn't know about this story until the Commander and Chief came into play, not that it makes it anymore right. And biting Tony a little, although I might be Patrick Star-esque in my living arrangements, having a man that operates the free world defending you, amidst an endless discussion of how he treats women, is not a good look public relations wise. Not quite sure who to contact to sever ties with the President, but I think former President Obama is well on his way. Follow his plan O'Reilly.

Editors Note:

Yo I know people are upset with the Trump election, and deservedly so. This guy is a maniac and also seems to elevate his vernacular in the area of stupidity on a daily basis. But, what I don't get is why people aren't mad at the Democrats. The Democrats had Marshawn Lynch in their backfield, on the one yard line, and they passed. They passed on the polls when they could've run to them. And to their dismay, the Democrats made the old patriots great again.

P.S. If you treat women like this, every bad thing should happen to you. Chicks rule. Shoutout to all the women in my life. Most importantly. My momma. DJ HIT THAT SHIT: